illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via hallelujuapeno)

edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

(via staarknado)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

(via jesusinc)

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via hotboyproblems)